The second issue of Superman: The Kryptonite Spectrum takes a hilarious and explosive detour from its mind-bending predecessor, trading time travel for sheer, oversized spectacle. In this issue, Superman’s latest experiment with a new form of Kryptonite goes spectacularly wrong, literally turning the Man of Steel into “Big Blue.” The result? A city-shaking, laugh-out-loud adventure that proves not all problems can be solved with a simple punch.
A Colossal Problem and an Absurd Solution
Writer W. Maxwell Prince, with a gleeful wink, introduces readers to Cobalt Kryptonite, a new mineral that has a surprisingly simple effect on Superman: it makes him grow. And grow. And grow. The comic wastes no time in dropping us into the chaos, with a skyscraper-sized Superman stomping through Metropolis like a comic-book kaiju. This is Superman like we’ve never seen before; as an unhinged, rambling giant railing against climate change and pollution, it’s a truly funny and bizarre visual. The usually poised hero becomes a walking disaster, and the frantic attempts by Wonder Woman, Atom Smasher, and Green Lantern to contain him only add to the comedic absurdity.
The Rise of “Big Blue”
Now, the term “Big Blue” has always been a classic nickname for Superman, often used affectionately to describe his blue-colored costume. But in Superman: The Kryptonite Spectrum #2, it takes on a whole new, literal meaning. The Cobalt Kryptonite transforms him from the “Man of Steel” into a literal “Big Blue Boy Scout”. This new, humorous take on his well-known persona is a central gag of the issue while delivering a brand new meaning to a well-known nickname for Superman.
Lex Luthor’s Mischief and a Spreadsheet Scandal
Of course, no Superman story is complete without the meddling of Lex Luthor. As Superman grapples with his growing problem, Lex unleashes his own brand of chaos in the form of the chemical monster, Chemo, and a well-timed blast of Red Kryptonite (which makes Supes angry). The ensuing battle is a visual feast, but it’s the smaller, more absurd moments that truly shine. The recurring gag of a civilian office worker furious about losing her unsaved Excel spreadsheets mid-evacuation is a testament to Prince’s unique brand of humor. It’s an unexpected and brilliant human touch in the midst of a kaiju-sized superhero brawl.
While the issue may not have the inventive, time-warping narrative of its debut, it more than makes up for it with its sense of fun and spectacle. The art by Martín Morazzo, with vibrant colors by Chris O’Halloran, is a true showstopper. A double-page spread of a giant Superman crashing through the Fortress of Solitude is a visual masterpiece, capturing both the seriousness of the situation and the lightheartedness of the premise.
A Cliffhanger That Promises More Mayhem
The issue’s strength lies in its balance of high-stakes superhero action and pure, unadulterated silliness. We see Superman willingly put himself through these trials for the greater good, even when it means losing control. Prince captures this core heroic trait beautifully. And just when you think the story can’t get any weirder, the cliffhanger delivers: Superman literally swallows Chemo and then de-ages into Superboy, setting the stage for more unhinged fun in the next installment.
While Cobalt Kryptonite is used in Superman: The Kryptonite Spectrum #2 for comedic effect, its potential for future storylines is significant. The new form of kryptonite could be used to battle giant heroes or villains, leading to more epic kaiju-style clashes. Villains like Lex Luthor could also use it to temporarily neutralize Superman by making him too big to be effective, or even weaponize it against his will. Ultimately, Cobalt Kryptonite opens the door for new stories that push the boundaries of Superman’s powers and abilities, adding a fresh and innovative twist to the iconic hero’s journey.
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